Healing with Humor Teens 15

“My neighbor broke up with her boyfriend and piled all his stuff on the curb and I just added a boxspring to it because I’ve been meaning to get rid of it.”

~ bananafanaofisa, @lisaxy424

Healing with Humor Teens 14

“I hear scientists are looking into this whole happiness thing so any day now we should get some answers.”

~ Saraha, @SarahaAnanda

Healing with Humor Teens 12

“I thought I was going through an existential crisis but I was just hungry.”

~ Sensei, @369ffs

Healing with Humor Teens 11

“You don’t know rock bottom until you’re single, making pasta in a mop bucket and eating it with a Phillips head screwdriver.”

~ Stefan Urquelle, @OfficeofSteve

Healing with Humor Teens 10

“I got bit by a spider today.. can’t wait to shoot webs and be fucking awesome tomorrow.”

~ Crazy Stalker Mom, @texasstalkermom

Healing with Humor Teens 9

” I bet there was a draft of Green Eggs and Ham where Sam got his ass kicked on page 4.”

~ Jersey, @better_off_dead

Healing with Humor Teens 8

“To relieve stress we do yoga.

Just kidding.

We drink wine in our yoga pants.”
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~ Unknown

Healing with Humor Teens 7

“I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone, no tablet, no laptop.

He just sat there. Drinking Coffee.

Like a Psychopath.”

~ Unknown

Healing with Humor Teens 6

A photon walks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”

Healing With Humor Teens 5

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.